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Last Night in Virginia (703)

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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES

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I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight

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I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies

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I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?

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I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once

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I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.

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This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.

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she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."

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