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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�

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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting

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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.

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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.

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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off

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Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS

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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo

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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.

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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.

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