that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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