oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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