i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
