so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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