I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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