Can Purell be used as lube?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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