dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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