I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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