It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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