nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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