I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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