My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the condom got lost in my hair
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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