I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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