This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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