what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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