...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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