If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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