I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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