like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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