No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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