bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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