ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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