Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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