I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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