I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my being single is dangerous.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
is it fun? or sober?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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