Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
