The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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