Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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