I wannas sexs uuuuu
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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