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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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