whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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