My first STD was from a foam party
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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