Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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