Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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