He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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