We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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