It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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