Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
