I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just found puke in my bra..
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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