there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
