I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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