my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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