i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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