I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
you never un-have a 4some
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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