That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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