Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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