I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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