so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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