I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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