Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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