i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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